There's nothing like a peaceful day off in the middle of the week. To stay in bed or glance through the windows from time to time and watch all the other idiots working themselves stupid. Of course, for Captain Povey having a day off at home is not quite the same thing. His dear wife Ramona is at home as well. She makes completely certain that not a minute of his free time is wasted in pleasure. There are far too many things that need doing round the house.