Opening remarks[]
Yes it's almost time for the crew of H.M.S. Troutbridge to go on leave. So if any of their relatives are listening, you've been warned! Lock your doors and stand by to repel boarders. Well, not so much boarders as non-paying guests. Oh yes, getting better every week. I wonder if they'd give me a worker's playtime. Now, where were we? Oh yes, the lads have still one duty to perform as Captain Povey's about to explain to them.
