Now there are several things that can occur with boats. Er... You can mess about in them, you can be messed about by them or if you're anything like the mob on Troutbridge you can just be a right old mess. For the past five... It's true! Thank you. For the past five days they've been at sea in Troutbridge, an event which has pleased none of them with the exception of the newly wed Captain, Lieutenant-Commander Stanton.