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Opening remarks[]

  • Robin: Now then, about this saucy Lillian Gish calendar that some thieving hound pinched out of my office at Broadcasting House. I don't want to be a bore about it but...
  • Murray: Oh good, we were afraid you did want to be.
  • Pertwee: Let's face it, you have been for weeks! Why the heck don't you just buy another one?
  • Robin: Now that's the whole point, for some ridiculous reason they're unobtainable. You try going into any stationers and asking for a saucy Lillian Gish calendar and see what sort of an answer you get.
  • Pertwee: Yeah well, I don't think we'll bother, thanks all the same. You could always try Mr Phillips, of course. He'd go like a shot!
  • Robin: You're probably right, but unfortunately, he's rather busy at the moment. He's also after something which is now unobtainable, as far as he's concerned, WREN Chasen in Captain Povey's outer office.

Navy Lark Season 7
Taking Some Liberties I Smugglers in the Solent I Mr Murray is Victimised I The Poveys Move House I Captain Povey Reports Sick I Admiral Pertwee's Fleet I Let Loose with a Chopper I Making a Right Pig's Breakfast I The Mysterious Pudding Mine I The Hovercraft Training Course I Sabotaged Floggle-Toggle Box I The Potarneyland Training Exercise I Going on Leave to Croydon