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Opening remarks[]

  • Michael: At some time or other, everybody's been discovered doing something they shouldn't do.
  • Phillips: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Filthy swine.
  • Michael: For instance, no matter how careful I am whenever I totter home from my local my wife always knows where I've been because every time I breathe out the whole place reeks of peppermints and chlorophyll.
  • Phillips: I remember when I was discovered in the woods with a girl guide.
  • Murray: Mmm?
  • Pertwee: Pardon?
  • Phillips: Precisely. You see I was a scout at the time and I was exchanging notes about my knots with Cynthia.
  • Murray: Mmm?
  • Pertwee: Pardon?
  • Phillips: Precisely. Just as we got down to her grannies, err... ha, ha, ha, ha, her father turned up and that's where I made my fatal mistake.
  • Murray: Mmm?
  • Pertwee: Pardon?
  • Phillips: Precisely. I jumped to my feet and I gave him the scout salute.
  • Michael: Yes well leaving romance aside, there are many things that have been discovered.
  • Pertwee: Yeah well, I've discovered one thing for a start. You know Commander Weatherby from Security?
  • Murray and Phillips: Yes.
  • Pertwee: Well I've discovered that he sings in his bath.
  • Phillips: That I'd love to hear.
  • Pertwee: Right, you shall. Usually it's I'm for ever blowing bubbles but coming from him it sounds like this you see...
  • Weatherby Singing: Bl I'm frp I'm bl I'm blm-frp-blm-frp-blm-frp I'm for ever bl-for ever, bl-for ever, I'm for ever blow bl-blow bl-blow-ing bu-b-b-bu-bu-b-bubbles. Bri-b-b-b bri-b-b-b bri-b-b-b I'm for ever blow b-b-b-blowing bubbles. Bri-b-b-b bubbles Bri-b-b-b I'm forever b-b-blow-b-b-blow b-b-blow oh to hell with it I've lost the soap.
  • Michael: Well I for one don't care about his soap, I'm a kinky foam bath man myself. Anyway you shouldn't be standing around here talking to me, you should be far too busy sailing Troutbridge back from Sardinia.

Season 13
The TV Documentary I The P.O.W. Escape Exercise I Number One's Married Quarters I Operating for Profit I The Bumble Spit Lighthouse Affair I The Tonipouhaha Treasure I The U.S.A. Navigator Swap I Son Of A Sea Lord I Hypnotising Ramona I The Master of Sardinia I Opportunity Knockers I Friday The 13th I The New NAAFI