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Opening remarks[]

Some men are born with the gambling instinct. They'll bet on anything, hence the wedding ceremony. They'll wager on anything from horses to how many peas there are in a pod. Chief Petty Officer Pertwee is one of these with one added ingredient, if he asks you to bet on how many peas there are in a pod, you learnt he's secretly opened that particular pod, counted the peas and stuck it together again. Well tonight he's about to set off a dead cert, which in this case is not the waitress of the Gosport and Havant Lord Nelson Nightclub Lottery, where the fleet elite meet to eat.

Season 12
The Put-A-Horse-Out-To-Graze Fund I Impressions For Survival I The Beard-Growing Race I The Mysterious Radio Signals I Operation Recovery I The Slogan Contest I Sir Willoughby at Shanghai I Operation Cowes Barge I Number One's Anniversary I The Loch Ness Monster
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