Opening remarks[edit | edit source]
It's funny how things don't always work out as you expect at times. Like getting on a bus and finding you have to offer the conductor a five-pound note for a threepenny fare. You expect a terrible fuss but instead he gives you change without a murmur, all in pennies and ha'pennies. Yes, well things aren't working out for Troutbridge either. They've just been to Gibraltar and they imagine they're on their way home. But I think we'll find that they're not.