Opening remarks[edit | edit source]
The great outdoor, fresh air life is supposed to help in preventing colds. All I know is that every time I do any gardening I catch a corker. Elastic legs, bunged up hooter - the lot! Luckily I hate gardening. But the great outdoor, fresh air life on Troutbridge hasn't helped them either. Most of the ship's company are in Sick Bay with something called Onabushkan Flu.