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Opening remarks[]

  • Robin: Now about this saucy Lillian Gish calendar that was nicked out of my office at Broadcasting House.
  • Pertwee: Oh blimey, look you still going on about that?
  • Robin: Well, yes Mr Pertwee, I am. I'm not a chap to harp as a rule but there is somebody, somewhere who's gawping at Robin's saucy Lillian Gish calendar, when Robin should be gawping at the delectable Miss Gish in his office.
  • Pertwee: Dirty old devil!
  • Robin: Not at all! Miss Gish was at all times provocative, but never abandoned.
  • Pertwee: Well in that case what are you making all this flaming fuss about?
  • Robin: Well if you must know the loss of Miss Gish's calendar's left a dirty patch on my office wallpaper. I erm, I tried to cover it with a framed picture of highland cattle but just wasn't the same.
  • Phillips: No I don't suppose it was. Actually, if it would help, I do have a spare Noddy in Bingoland calendar. January shows Big Ears and Mr Plod, February shows Noddy having his...
  • Robin: No, strangely enough, Mr Phillips, that wouldn't be the same either. In fact, come to think of it, nothing is ever going to be quite the same. Especially for you.
  • Phillips: Pardon? What's, what's, what's, what's he talking about?
  • Robin: Look, I suggest you nip along to Number 1's cabin and find out.
  • Phillips: What's Number 1 want?


Navy Lark Season 7
Taking Some Liberties I Smugglers in the Solent I Mr Murray is Victimised I The Poveys Move House I Captain Povey Reports Sick I Admiral Pertwee's Fleet I Let Loose with a Chopper I Making a Right Pig's Breakfast I The Mysterious Pudding Mine I The Hovercraft Training Course I Sabotaged Floggle-Toggle Box I The Portarneyland Training Excercise I Going on Leave to Croydon
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