Opening remarks[]
When Graham Bell invented the telephone, He started something. When the phone rings you never know who's going to be on the other end. It could be a beautiful blonde who's feeling lonely or the income tax inspector who's feeling awkward. Now, with Captain Povey's phone it's never the beautiful blonde, it's always somebody who wants to be flaming awkward.
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