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Opening remarks[]

  • Michael: There's no future in digging up the past. For instance, what could be worse than attending your old school's reunion? They are all there, and they haven't changed a bit. There's the Maths Master you used to call Old Baldy who now calls you Old Baldy. There's Old Tubbs the English Master who now calls you Old Tubbs and there's the young and attractive French Mistress who you used to wish would keep you in after school and looking at her twenty years later, oh boy you're glad she didn't.
  • Phillips: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You went to the wrong school, eh?
  • Michael: So did you. The Royal Naval College Dartmouth has exactly the same sort of old school problems and at least one of them is heading your way, any minute now.

Navy Lark Season 11

The Squatters I Admiral Hunting I The Promotion Ladder I Stranded I Sir Willoughby's Party I Fleet Initiative Test I C.P.O. Pertwee's Long Service Medal I The Phenomenal Pertwee Tug I The Security Clampdown I The Anniversary and the Washing I The Forbodians Hijack Troutbridge I Getting Spliced I The Honeymooners Return I C.P.O. Pertwee and the Lead Half Crowns I Dartmouth Naval College Has Had A Narrow Escape I The Mark 31 Radar