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|aka=The Mickey Mouse Toothbrush
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|episode=S10E17
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|airdate=2 February 1969
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|previous=[[Weathering]]
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|next=[[Assisting the Police with Their Enquiries for the Last Time in the Series]]
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{{Episode|name='''''{{PAGENAME}}'''''|aka=The Mickey Mouse Toothbrush|image=|story=|script=|director=|announcer=[[Michael De Morgan]]|recorded=19th January 1969|previous_production=|next_production=|episode=S10E17|airdate=2nd February 1969|previous_release=[[Weathering]]|next_release=[[Assisting the Police with Their Enquiries for the Last Time in the Series]]}}
 
==Opening remarks==
 
*'''Michael:''' Perhaps the most dangerous invention of the Swinging Sixties is the do-it-yourself man. Why pay a professional when you can wreck whatever it is cheaper? In any case if you mend it there's just a chance the wife won't find out you broke it.
 
*'''Murray:''' Yeah, I see what you mean Pertwee, from the front Mr De Morgan doesn't look at all bad.
 
*'''Pertwee:''' Yeah, quite Sir, yeah. Yeah but from round the back here you can see the seat of his trousers is all shiny.
 
*'''Michael:''' It's not!
 
*'''Phillips:''' Ha, ha, ha, ha. It is you know? You're a mobile mirror.
 
*'''Michael:''' This is my new suit.
 
*'''Murray:''' Oh. In that case it must have been cheap cloth.
 
*'''Pertwee:''' Or second hand.
 
*'''Phillips:''' I wonder how he managed to get his trousers as shiny as that. Perhaps he slides down the banisters at Broadcasting House.
 
*'''Murray:''' No, I shouldn't think so I mean he, he doesn't exactly look the athletic type, does he?
 
*'''Pertwee:''' No Sir, no, no. No, an indoor games man if ever I saw one.
 
*'''Phillips:''' Ha, ha, ha, ha. If what we've heard is true, we know what sort of indoor games, don't we?
 
*'''Michael:''' It's a lie.
 
*'''Pertwee:''' Y-ha, y-ha, ha, ha. Y-ha, ha, ha, ha. Huh, huh. Ooh you dirty old devil. Y-ha, ha, ha, ha.
 
*'''Michael:''' Oh shut your snigger box.
 
*'''Pertwee:''' Ooh! Ooh. Oh, bang goes your John Snagge Good Conduct Medal.
 
*'''Michael:''' I don't care. I came here to make an announcement not to have my trousers insulted.
 
*'''Murray:''' They're alright from the front.
 
*'''Pertwee:''' So make your announcement and then back off the stage. Yeah, nobody'll know then.
 
*'''Michael:''' Oh shut up. Ladies and gentlemen, the do-it-yourself man is dangerous enough around the house but aboard a ship he is complete disaster, as [[Sub Lt. Phillips|Mr Phillips]] discovers when he has a little trouble with the plumbing in his cabin and calls in un-able assistance.
 
 
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